Monday, July 17, 2006

Monsater Drink Coloring Sheet

from 35,000 feet


You hear the familiar sound of the bell of the cabin announcements. The captain is telling the flight attendant who just passed 10,000 feet above the ground and is therefore safe to use electronic devices on aircraft. A simple safety rules that all passengers agree to obey implicitly the time of boarding. It has to do with the use of radio altimeters, navigation systems and the autopilot system. Rules. Said and done: through the cabin speaker announces that we are permitted to use our laptops. More has taken the flight attendant to say "Ladies and Gentlemen" in a half a dozen people in taking their laptop from its case, as many take discman, which have given way as the Walkman did, before the ipod. I hasten to turn this Chunche and start writing something for the blog, how entelarañado is.
We just had elections in Mexico. I say "just" so that for me is: I voted and left. All I know is the fragments of news I have heard and seen on a cable TV channel latino, here in the U.S.

One of these fragments I have a lot of attention: it is an interview with Joaquín López Dóriga has done to Andrés Manuel López Obrador. The interview was aggressive by Lopez Doriga and I liked it. It's hilarious to see that a reporter has the guts to ask tough questions to their interviewees. Another thing that is funny is almost every interview with AMLO as I reached the conclusion that this character is like a bull, or as the woman who can dance very well: you need a strong partner and just as good to show off. In the case of the bull, a matador is needed to bring up the wild qualities of the bull. AMLO is the same: if the interviewer is bad, it takes to turn the interview in a TV spot faster than you can say complex.

The interview I saw was to the famous leitmotiv AMLO contradictions: that if he wanted to contest the election, if he previously said he would respect the IFE and now cries fraud, if yesterday was white is now black, anyway. ..

I have been very clear about one thing from all this: if Calderon and Lopez that tied it just as bad as each other. Point. I'm listening and all kinds of answers to this by saying that in fact the good news is Calderon and AMLO is a danger to the country. Do not sympathize with AMLO: I think it is the politician most greedy, liar and hypocrite I've seen. But Felipe Calderón not so bad sings rancheras. Not me, says the difference of less than 1% for the latter "won" the election.


This morning I hear that AMLO calls on people to a campaign of peaceful civil resistance . Who do you think this friend, Gandhi ? Tell me, honestly: Do you think that a politician of the stature of AMLO can issue a statement like that and simply expect them to do peaceful demonstrations? How much money will be lost in their "peaceful civil resistance"?

When the PAN campaign made derogatory references AMLO made me angry. Sows truly live election where, as the tango "Cambalache" by Enrique Santos Discepolo: who does not cry does not suck, and that does not steal is a stupid.

It turns out that Calderon has no moral authority or political or anything. In the name of his family and all that is good and pure must admit it is a foul vermin with no backbone. That the IFE is a fraud, that's all colluded (note that smart and does not say "completely"). AMLO is going to save Mexico. And I thought that (F) Ox (AKA: the chachalaca) was an egomaniac! But what the hell to type! I like very fat that has threatened the stability policy of the country depends for a review of the votes one by one. Seriously, who do you think? Do not think that is very patriotic. Why not wait 6 years, that Calderon's water and he can say "I told you" and act as judge and opponent of the Calderon? ... I remember them well earned (F) Ox 2000 elections. To me your arguments sound to me like this: You'd better review the vote and was declared winner, if not going to drop the chahuixtle.

respect the election result because I knew he would win (do not ask how, but I knew) and now that the margin was so close says no election was a sow, that Calderon is a puppet ... In the interview I saw, Lopez Doriga AMLO told why he wanted to invalidate the election. AMLO said he wanted to count the votes one by one. However, now wants to annul the election. His argument is curious: he says "that count, vote by vote, precinct by precinct" because he's sure he won the election. What if? I mean, what will happen if he ever tell the whole story and it did not win it? Well not going to be happy. Berrinchudo AMLO is a child who wants a new toy. But what toy, the presidency of the republic.


I wonder if among the people who sympathize with AMLO is equally disgusted me with such comments. More than what this man says or does worry me that there are people who still have not seen that AMLO has no face, that has a hunger for power excessive and irrational, you're willing to destabilize the country so to get away with it. Who has resigned to become a serious opposition in the country ... rather it is now a serious scandal.
When I was in Juarez, just a couple of days after the election, turned on the TV at night to find out how things were and my surprise was that the "Alliance for the Good of All" (with that name had my vote, dammit!) was up in the district count. The thought that AMLO was the next president crossed my mind and I suddenly felt like a naked man in a sausage factory. Call my house, I complained, I became hysterical, but in the end I decided it best to put up with me and we would have to resign myself to another populist Echeverría. No way. When the PAN began winning points again excited me a bit. I took paper and pen and began to calculate ... the trend indicated that Calderon would close at 8:00 am the next day with a lead of 0.51% over AMLO. True Story.

However, one might say one important thing: I did not use the famous trident in my messenger nickname, and I then went around distributing anti-peje emails from my friends and acquaintances. If any of my friends was in favor of AMLO avoided making controversial, even when I confessed Felipillo. My friends are adults - thought- and have enough criteria to make their own desicisiones. Now I feel like writing something about it and I want everyone's opinion. I said.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Any Homepage With Free Yiff?

The Long and Winding Road ... The False Democracy














































'll be back ...

Sunday, July 2, 2006

I Want To Pay My Atna



This morning I had a moment of clarity. It was while driving down the street on the way to meet someone for coffee and breakfast: Democracy does not exist. Point.
me explain:
Suppose for a moment that there are only three parties at home: A, B and C. A tie between the three would mean that each party obtains a 33.33% of the votes to be distributed. That one of these parties as the winner by a wide margin that the party would get, say 40% of the vote. That means that 60% of voters disagree with the match winner. There is no democracy.

In Mexico we have not one but 5 games running for president of the republic. That dilutes the results further. Will the next president Mexico will have the support of the majority? No, only 38% of people who voted.
an hour ago, the IFE (Federal Electoral Institute) announced that it is not possible to present a winner because the difference in points between the first and second falls within the provisions as a margin of error. Interference tolerance, as if it were an engineering problem ... while I can only think that the problem is in the 4 in 10 people who did not vote.
We are in limbo ...

Saturday, July 1, 2006

Profectiv Growth Renew Reviews

Simple Rules .... The Miracles of Spring

1: Under no Circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
  • When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
  • The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
  • After wrecking your boss's car.
  • One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
  • When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.


5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

  • Yeah, Baby, Push it!
  • C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
  • Another set and we can hit the showers!

22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.

28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below:

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!"